sashayed:

sashayed:

sashayed:

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

ohh right sorry i forgot you can’t turn anything off. you just have to keep ceaselessly expanding to hold it all

Originally posted by puppy95

and scritch also

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loveridden1999:

cause love’s such an old fashioned word and love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night and love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves

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miss-bunno:

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birds-in-posts:

mephostophilis:

patron saint of stealing chips

Herring Gull (Larus smithsonianus)

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dumbpuppyfag:

we need to legalise learning for adults

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sailermoon:

all good things come to those who wait i say with tears in my eyes

(via belovedgoofball)

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

piplup grain entrapment

piplup cares a lot about his work

piplup reports on the company’s finances. layoffs are inevitable.

piplup takes a sick day

piplup considers some jorts

piplup forgives his father.

piplup goes grocery shopping

piplup jumps your battery

piplup lights the menorah

piplup sees the pale blue dot

piplup catsits

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

piplup studies plein air

piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy

piplup tells you it’s a fiction. we made it up.

piplup sees the pale blue dot (remastered)

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lelif:

the beauty of life

- // @fairycosmos // ? // - // @cassidyshotchocolate // - // - // elsie de wolfe// @podencos // afternoon on a hill, edna st. vincent millay// rien ne va plus, margarita karapanou, tr. by karen emmerich// - // - // @ annalauraart on instagram// culpable, joy sullivan// - // @ jordanklancaster on instagram// @ niall.breen.comics on instagram// agatha christie// @plasticlove1984 //sweeter than fiction, taylor swift// the summer day, mary oliver

(via yearnriddenfreak)

valentineish:

ruinedhands:

c3rvida3:

*goes to egg your house but I find out you’re vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

Okay I hear you, but that’s not going to work. As always, when you’re thinking of vegan egg substitutes, it’s important to think about the purpose of the egg in your recipe.

Eggs are used in this recipe because they smell gross and don’t come off easily (due to their tendency to harden/cook in the sun). This is not a situation for applesauce, which will come off in a light rain.

While unconventional, the substitute you’re looking for here is sourdough starter. It’s goopy, it’ll smell atrocious in the hot sun, and it’ll harden onto the walls like cement. If you try to get it off with water, you’ll end up with a sticky dough.

Just make sure to respectfully ask your target if they have a gluten allergy before doing this - wouldn’t want to trade one evil for another.

This has beautiful synergy with “let me get this bitch’s pronouns before I curse them out” in the game of hate

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general-kneedeepincyanide:

depsidase:

You spend decades thinking on how to destroy capitalism, how to fight Goliath as David. How even scratching the monster in the context of national liberation will be a nightmare. And then Goliath procedes to blind himself, cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire

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shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

The fact you got to keep worming no matter how hard life gets and how sick or tired or like done you are

WORKING

(via annabelle--cane)

beastliness:

beastliness:

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it’s always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

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dogpuppy:

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underwhelmingalchemist:

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that’s part of the furniture now

(via iwriteshakespeareanninsults)

maythray:

the persistence of “he or she” makes me slightly insane. youre willing to adapt and learn nearly every other linguistic change in modern times but yet you stlll refuse the singular they, which has been around longer than you’ve been alive. annoying.

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